Matthew's Reviews

ugh groan. more tripe. YAWN

Holy hell. How is this movie even in existence after 1957? Having my brian removed slowly by portion through my ears would be more enjoyable than sitting through this backward piece of sexist rubbish. I actually feel as if I have had a frontal lobotomy after watching this. This film was so ignorant that locusts gathered at my windows, milk curdled in the fridge, I found crows circling my house. Holy hell.

Groan.

This is the worst thing ever.

An excuse to go on a holiday basically. Don't force feed us your half-written script and poorly acted vacation 'film'. Bleurgh *vomits.

Elderly people having sex and trying too hard to be funny. *fart noise* No thanks.

NO

Meh. Read the book. Much, much better.

Could. Not. Stop. Weeping. Couldn't look away. It was like a train wreck. Powerful, powerful film. Incredible. It flows and falls like water. So intense, beautifully scored, powerfully acted and amazingly written. A masterpiece of devastation, chaos and disappear. Possibly the best film ever.

Possibly the best film I have ever seen. The colour and the cinematography in this film is AMAZING. Astounding colour. Beautiful. So much thought. The narrative is brilliant, interesting and exciting and the small cast is incredibly strong. It's interesting to see Ellen Page before she became a Hipster Deity. Amazingly coloured/shot film. Phenomenal.

If you can watch this, you can make it through water torture. One of the most intense, thoughtful, affecting films I have ever seen. Full on stuff here. Make sure you have a basket of puppies wearing party hats licking candy canes when you are finished. WOWSERS

Wow. This film actually ripped human emotion from me. Loved it.

yeh. it's like pride and prejudice for queers - and not in the good way.

Brilliant!

DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. Read the book - it's not the long AND it's about a gabizillion times better than this abortion! No wonder Ellis totally disregarded it in his sequel "Imperial Bedrooms." Goddamn son, this truly is a horrible book to film adaptation. I feel betrayed. The book is so wonderful!

I liked it. I think.

UGH! I only have myself to blame for continuing to watch the abortions. Lift the bar gay cinema. This was awful. Terrible. Just get porn. Gen Y gays, please, lets make some quality gay films. This feels like it was made by gays that grew up in the 1980's. Comedy, PFFFT! UGH!

ugh this was cringeworthy. awful performances, terrible/cheap cinematography and tedious storyline. we need to lift the bar gays. so tired of mundane trite like this.

UGH Terrible, pointless and self indulgent. Just buy some porn instead.

omg spare yourself from this garbage. what a horrible brain-melting waste of time. this film is about as enjoyable as a bubbling hamster fart.

brilliant film. Wonderful. brutal and fantastic. cerebral existential concept. loved it.

this was the stupidest piece of garbage I have ever seen. Ridiculous, awful acting, terrible plot, pointless and pathetic sex scenes and completely nonsensical. Another movie that adds to list of awful and embarrassing 'queer' films. What a shame. Could barely sit through it.

Contrived, empty, bad acting, sucky camera garbage. As both an artist and a gay - I find this, for lack of a better word, film, insulting and devoid of any possible hint of honesty or substance. The actors are lame, the 'plot' is lame and somebody should introduce Todd Verow (the director) to a magical thing called editing. Gar.

This was idiotic. The concept is slightly interesting but the execution was pain painstakingly bland. It borderlines somewhere between horribly offensive and cleverly ironic.

Oh. My. Gawd. How can a movie with Sarah Silverman AND Jeff Garlin (and throw in a hilarious title as well) turn out to be so horrifyingly awful? I gave it time, I was slightly enchanted by its dark awkwardness and slight absurdism (except for those 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'-esque jokes that just missed the mark) but suddenly the whole thing ended. I guess existentially it probably made an awesome point about life and the sadness of it all. But I thought it was going to be a comedy.

Ugh! This was just the worst thing I have ever seen. Sucky sound (what is with the echo??) and camera, gawd awful (and I mean GAWD AWFUL) acting and a storyline that moves slower than Hilary Duff's career. This feels like a porn without the good bits. And who wants to watch the story parts of porno's? Ok I do admit they can be hilarious -but this wasn't! Sadness.

this was the stupidest thing I have ever tried to sit down and watch. I barely got ten minutes in. Do not waste your time with this drivel