Travis's Reviews

So So So predicable and boring

Chick Flick Alert................................There are some nut case women in this movie. I spent most of the movie on the net.

Worth a look after all the hype. Still I’m baffled at Tim Burtons constant casting of his wife, Helen Bonham Carter was the only low point in this classic story brought to life. Some great and mad moments in this version of a spaced out nut bags imagination brought to life. A big MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW goes out to my homeboy the Cheshire cat.

The little lady picked this one...............off to the other room to check the footy score.

For a movie that was held in such high praise by its makers peers I was a little disappointed at the result. Worth a look but nothing to rave about. Now Top Secret......there is a good war movie.

The family version of inglorious bastards. Bad German's with British accents, a surprise performance by a young cast. A slow build to this finale.

BORING, end of story.

Adam Sandler shows he is not just comic actor, worth a look especially if you’re a hater. Some stars may not be as happy as you think.

Beam me up and let me show you my photon torpedo, the next instalment of Star Trek is back. Enough gaff to keep the traditionalists happy while attracting new audiences.

Kinda like Kylie and Danni Minogue, not as good as the first one but you would still go for a gander.

Terminator fans will enjoy, the series is done justice in this latest instalment.

A couple of funny scenes but a lot of waiting. Only slightly more amusing than the time I stuck my tongue in the electric egg beater. Will Farrell fails spectacularly yet again, he is consistent.

I’m gona get nude and smash the living bejebus outa you. (this would make sense if you have seen it) A boring mans version of Chopper. Think of it like the cricket, we do it better than the poms. Worth a look just for the madness of it all and a laugh at his man bits.

Clever, quirky and off beat. A love story about yourself........well kinda. If you saw eternal sunshine of the spotless mind you will like this tho not as much tears, you could stab ya self in the neither region for that. Not bad, not bad at all.

Straight from the disaster movie handbook, originality 0/10. Take it for what it is and you may enjoy this one, just decide what you will be doing in the year 2012.

Awesome movie but about uplifting as finding out the doctor got it wrong when he told you not to worry about that funny looking mole. Raw and depressing at its best, makes you wonder what you would do in the same circumstance. Watch it, but don’t expect to feel warm and fuzzy.

Some girly junk the misus wanted, made an awesome beer coaster.

OMFG........you will never go to Sea World again let alone eat in Japan. This is a must see for any intelligent person concerned for the protection of the innocent. For those heading to Japan, get a copy and hand it to a person in the street, if enough people do this they will also learn of the way they are killing their own people.

*YAWN* Sorry? What? Oh that predictable boring movie with George “I can’t act” Clooney is over, now must go back to sleep where things are much better.

Transformers whach, whach, whach – Megan Fox, show me your thighs. Take this for what it is, a hot chick, hot cars, alien robots, shooting and a whole lot of blowing stuff up. This is more action packed than a 2 Mexican fighting fish stuffed down the front of ya jocks.

More blood and guts than a Friday night down at the local drinking establishment. If you like the first (and best) you will like this blood fest. Body parts and blood a plenty, Edward Cullen would be in all ya can eat blood sucking heaven. Gota love the corny one liners and “serious” acting. Only for the fans, steroid pumpers and disturbed 12 year old boys.

Meh, this had the script but failed to deliver. A few funny moments in this sexual awakening movie for a somewhat nerdy kid, but mostly a poor attempt at an American coming of age movie. Checklist Going to college next year – tick Get a summer job - tick Fall in love with some girl - tick Get stoned - tick Do something dumb - tick Get ya heart broken - tick Tick, tick, frickin tic................you get the idea..................straight from the how to write a teenage flick manual.....nothing new here, move along, nothing to see.

Emotional, sad, funny, gritty and raw. Come looking for a boxing movie and leave with your heart in your hands and a empty box of tissues. Eastwood and Swank are amazing. Can’t get the little lady to watch Rocky and you would rather poke your eyes out than watch a tear jerker................here is your ticket to the best of both worlds fella’s.

95 min of my life I want back. This movie had so much potential and promise but just drags along at the same pace as an un-employed snail kicking rocks on its way to the dole office to pick up its welfare cheque.