Robert's Reviews

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So often the movies we here about the least are the better ones. I think this is a great movie, great entertainment, unpredictable and well made, so it worth the time and money.
(Not to be missed!) - review by Robert
Every sentence has one of the most used Mexican swear words in it :) and a bit blood, but I think it's meant to be a comedy after all. This is the true reflection on living in Mexico. It worth an Oscar win in the category of Best Foreign Film. Actors and actresses give a great performance, just like a wonderful play in the Theatre. Fortunately not only in Hollywood good movies can be made. Best watched if you know Spanish, but it's a very unique film that I would recommend.
(Not to be missed!) - review by Robert
They could have made it a bit better... silly way of black out editing... Good after all. Good to see Diane again; as a French woman this time :)
(Worth watching) - review by Robert
Don't be fooled by the high demand of this movie, it looks desirable, but I guess four bad comments should tell you how bad it is... if you don't have anything else to watch and to do... why not? You've been warned!
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
not as suspense as the first one, the director is different too, but good to see a continuation of Swedish take on such story lines and finally the US are the bad guys, just as well being on the side of other bad guys... ...good news for Julian... not everyone thinks the same in Sweden...
(Excellent) - review by Robert
Boring. Not exciting at all. It's a long way behind these kind of movies. The usual pride, betrayal, etc. I rather watch all the other older ones 100 times than this one.
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
Don't bother! It's only good if you watch it fastforward..
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
Great, unpredictable plot. Very suspense, action packed movie. Good choice to watch.
(Not to be missed!) - review by Robert
Well, some people like this kind of nonsense... I don't! Lucky I didn't have to pay for it. Lucky I didn't have anything to do instead. Without Eva Mendes and Kylie, it wouldn't have been much interest... You can easily skip this one or swap it for another similar nonsense for a better luck...
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
...and other irish-resistance movie... ...not noteworthy at all...
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
A wildlife protection supporter or a marine biologist must have financed this movie. This movie made for the wrong reasons and so they ate wasting our time and money in order to lobby for the protection of sharks. People only want to watch this movie because Halle Berry, she is the only interesting to see in this movie. Buy a photo of her instead....
(Maybe) - review by Robert
A wildlife protection supporter or a marine biologist must have financed this movie. This movie made for the wrong reasons and so they ate wasting our time and money in order to lobby for the protection of sharks. People only want to watch this movie because Halle Berry, she is the only interesting to see in this movie. Buy a photo of her instead....
(Maybe) - review by Robert
One Of The Best
(Not to be missed!) - review by Robert
Interesting and enjoyable movie, but with an unsatisfactory ending... Keeps you hooked on till the end, but this movie is the best without the ending... It's might be your kind of ending, but it wasn't mine...
(Worth watching) - review by Robert
Interesting and enjoyable movie, but with an unsatisfactory ending... Keeps you hooked on till the end, but this movie is the best without the ending... It's might be your kind of ending, but it wasn't mine...
(Worth watching) - review by Robert
I think this movie is Good. I think the best is when the story line and the end is not predictable. It was made on a cheap budget I reckon, unfortunately; unfortunately because I think the story line is good. I liked it and I think its much better than many big name movies. I think when you feel good about having watched one, then the time well spent. By the way, just because of the Blonde it's worth the watch.
(Excellent) - review by Robert
Watch it only if you like to see the stars as 30 years younger or if you have to do some cooking during what you'd fill like have something on; otherwise waste of time... all the good comments come from art-lovers...!
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
Stupid movie... Some get turned on watching a horror... ...I never get what the pleasure... only watched it because of Amy Smart but her face was ripped apart... awful Idea! The ending is real stupid too... Good luck if you end up choosing it for a lovely movie watching night .... :)
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
Good Entertainment.
(Excellent) - review by Robert
French make great movies! No wonder Hollywood copies them. Great story line.
(Not to be missed!) - review by Robert
5 cent movie. They put the ancient play into modern settings, but they did not change the 'language', old fashioned mumble... Nobody talks like that anymore! Totally unenjoyable! Waste of time. Read Shakespeare's book instead!
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
Quality production. Interesting. Useful to watch. And at the End Exciting...
(Excellent) - review by Robert
This movie gives a a few laughs :) I think if you like Carla you should watch it. Actually this is the continuation of 'Women in Trouble'. Much better than the women in trouble though. Also it's sexy too.
(Worth watching) - review by Robert
waste of time
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
waste of time...
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
Very Silly, not like the other ones of this kind...
(Maybe) - review by Robert
Fine, but stupid and unnecessary deaths... A more of a happy ending could have been more enjoyable... Hard to believe such things can happen in Tasmania... ...and the Police does nothing... That might be the ugly truth... Sam Niel's character was a bit too odd, good or bad guy I could not tell...
(Maybe) - review by Robert
The Worst, The Worst, The Worst movie I've ever seen. Ok the second worst, but still it is a waste of time... Van Damme appears only 5*5 seconds anyway... This is not a Van Damme Film!
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
I think it is fine to watch it once. but I don't like this kind of ending, at least at the end there could have been something to feel good about, such as being lucky at last...
(Maybe) - review by Robert
Amy Smart is one of the most beautiful and sexy women in Hollywood. She is gorgeous. Worth watching anything she is in... I wish her to be in heaps more movies and limitless success...
(Worth watching) - review by Robert
this is just another movie where you watch the frames rolling one by one in front of you, giving you the feeling of something happening... surelt they do... but actually they are without any meaning... There is nothing in this movie you will miss if you watch it. I reckon it is a wast of time, unless you do the ironing and you need something on TV to go on... Maybe you want to see your favourite actress or actors in a diffrent movie, what you cannot find anywhere else... sure why not if you have plenty of time and you will watch another movie afer this one to feel better... I didn't like the ending too, it's without a 'happy ending'... Well watch it if you want to see what this movie is all about, but without expecting anything...
(Maybe) - review by Robert
this is just another movie where you watch the frames rolling one by one in front of you, giving you the feeling of something happening... surelt they do... but actually they are without any meaning... There is nothing in this movie you will miss if you watch it. I reckon it is a wast of time, unless you do the ironing and you need something on TV to go on... Maybe you want to see your favourite actress or actors in a diffrent movie, what you cannot find anywhere else... sure why not if you have plenty of time and you will watch another movie afer this one to feel better... I didn't like the ending too, it's without a 'happy ending'... Well watch it if you want to see what this movie is all about, but without expecting anything...
(Maybe) - review by Robert
Very cheap movie in all aspects. The story of the Vatican helps finding and ancient artifact of Mosses to save the world from the effect of global warming by placing it in a concrete bunker to blow a hole in Earth where the access sea water flows away is real bad. No excitement at all, maybe the two eye candys can help a bit. Best watched 'fast-forward'.
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
...well I hired it to watch Mel Gibson, his name is the first on th list, but this movie has nothing to do with him... ...plus nothing good I can write about watching it....
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
Don't watch it unless you want to be bored and feel bad at the end as no real pleasure in watching this movie...
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
waste of time to watch
(Don't bother!) - review by Robert
One of the funniest movies one can watch.
(Not to be missed!) - review by Robert