Stephen's Reviews

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Not your average run of the mill flick. With all the CGI effects you'd think edge of your seat stuff, but I did find this movie boring. Probably because the underlying plot, escape from asylum (that's it!); was really weak, albeit told in a twisted way. Watchable, once only.
(Maybe) - review by Stephen
Had immense potential; good cast and special effects. But the storey was dull, weak and predictable.So much so that it was a major disappointment and not worth watching. Will not bother if they attempt a second film.
(Don't bother!) - review by Stephen
Everything about this is bad; script, acting special effects and editing. More painful to watch than getting a Brazilian wax, and you can quote me on that.
(Don't bother!) - review by Stephen
If you read the reviews below and see people complain about the violence/gore - just remember it is R rated, so not for kiddies or those with easily offended sensibilities. This movie has so much to offer, the aforementioned violence, great character development, love, hate, drugs, comedy and a plausible storyline; all delivered in a non-mainstream left of middle environ. Well worth the watch.
(Excellent) - review by Stephen
A spin on the old Ahab and the white whale fable (except the whale is a white dragon). Not really a movie, more of a made for television event; that is how the acting and story came off as. As a TV series this could of got 3 or 4 of seasons and would have been viewable if more of the underlying plot (dragon oil running the world) and characters were explored further. The constant rhetoric of Ahab's obsession with the white dragon became old, and the dragon battles were lame (the few that there were). Not a Blockbuster by any stretch of the imagination.
(Maybe) - review by Stephen
THIS ONLY REFERS TO DISK 5 OF SEASON 3 Disc 5 of this set is just some "special" features, some of the creation nerds talking about how they make; NO EPISODES. So if you're into the every so boring, "how we did this stuff"; then this disc is for you.
(Don't bother!) - review by Stephen
Slow, characters are supposed to evolve throughout a movie, you learn to love or hate them; these were stagnant, the movie ended and I was indifferent to them. And what is it with these Blair Witch style cinematography movies? Is it a money saving venture? Or a way to reduce the backdrop required, whichever it does not improve the viewing. The storey (or characters) did not progress, it was like watching a heap of similar scenes one after the other. Would not reccomend, or even mention this movie in passing; below par.
(Maybe) - review by Stephen
Not in English, you have to use the subtitles - disappointing
(Don't bother!) - review by Stephen
I agree with Grace wrt the cinematography, must have been a camera phone; also edited with it. Lame acting, weak storey; just all round absolutely awful. Would not even recommend to my worst enemy, a quick death would be more humane than to sit through this tripe!
(Don't bother!) - review by Stephen
Awesome series, keenly awaiting (and hoping) there is more to come. Should not and can not be compared to the drivel known as The Twilight Saga; these are 2 completely different audiences.
(Worth watching) - review by Stephen
What happened? Did they get new writers or did the budget dry up? Season 1 was excellent, lots of Zombies and action blended with some drama; watched Season 1 from start to finish in 1 night because each episode left me wanting more. Season 2 is B grade drama with a lot less Zombies and action, may as well watch Home and Away or Days of our lives. Season 2 is predictable and the characters have lost their the common sense and have become just plain dumb. I hope the rest of Season 2 improves, because I won't bother with Season 3 if it continues as it is.
(Worth watching) - review by Stephen
The first one was tolerable and obviously did not turn a profit as this one could only of had a budget of 49 cents. This movie is a warm heap of what comes out the back end of a dog.
(Don't bother!) - review by Stephen
DVD contained old cartoons and shortened versions of these same cartoons - lame, lame and weak. A disgrace to the Disney name.
(Don't bother!) - review by Stephen
This movie will definitely receive a swag of awards: 1. One of the worst movies of all time 2. Inferior cinematography 3. Acting that doesn't even make B grade 4. Movie production cost less than a McValue meal Boring, predictable, stupid
(Don't bother!) - review by Stephen
BORING! The cast is what drew me to this movie; but it was full of excessive over dramatisation and over acting with a plot that made me want to sleep. If you like those "America is the greatest, go the stars and stripes etc. then this movie is still below average.
(Don't bother!) - review by Stephen
You can't go wrong with Shaun, a laugh for everyone from 3 - 83! Watch the entire series.
(Excellent) - review by Stephen