Looking at my rental history you would see a pattern of cheese-o-rama B grade movies and for this reason I give 3 stars to Mega Shark v Crocosaurus as it fulfills all your naff fantasies.
Was delighted to see the return of actor Jaleel "Did I do that" White in his rollarcoaster of emotions portrayal of seaman (someone) who tragically loses his loved one (someone number 2) in a freak mega shark accident. Levels upon levels of intricate nothing make up this delightful romp and is best viewed when having a few quiet ones...
Painfully awful, not even funny
really really bad. Definitely a career ender. Live the crocasaurus being moved on a truck & then it swallows a nuclear sub in one go. I didn't know they made trucks that big & then on a ship which is bigger than. Terrible acting.
possibly one of the worst films ever made ! Why did they bother ?
This is an unwanted sequel to Mega shark vs Giant Octopus and is just as horrible as the 1st one. The shark from te 1st film takes on a giant croc and the battle is on again for mankind. The same terrible acting and horrible direction is still there with no name actors and thu they reduced the repeating scenes they are still shown. One blondie lady early in the film is one of the worst actresses ever put on a low budget production. Her acting would be frowned upon in an Adult film as she cant deliver a line without stammering. They tried for a few human attacks but you see almost nothing and very little blood. This is bascily Freddy vs jason with animals and a beer budget. Fans of match ups are better off watching Neo Geo Wild as even That is more exciting then this waste of time and rental.
another one of those..............'MAYBE'S'