Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)

Lesbian Vampire Killers
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Horror violence and coarse langauge

Director: Phil Claydon
Actors: James Cordon, Matthew Horne, Myanna Buring, Silvia Colloca, Vera Filatova, Louise Dylan, Lucy Gaskell

Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

DVD
Status: QuickPick
Run time: 86mins
Origin: UNITED KINGDOM
Aspect Ratio: 16:9

Member Reviews (16)

16 Member Reviews
Faith
says
In the same vein as Shaun of the Dead but with more silicon breast implants, if you like that sort of thing.
Posted Monday, 6 February 2012 See my other reviews
Em
says
This movie was atrocious. There was not a sense of irony about it - just the old 1900s view that women are either virgins or whores and, in any case, just there for male viewing. I had to turn it off it was that bad.
Posted Wednesday, 13 April 2011 See my other reviews
Andrew
says
Silly, silly, silly...but funny.
Posted Wednesday, 2 February 2011 See my other reviews
Ben H
says
If you don't take this movie seriously and expect it to be over the top silly, you will enjoy it. A good laugh.
Posted Monday, 27 September 2010 See my other reviews
Kat Solo
says
Babes, Bites and British B-grade fun! A 'vamp-rom-com' - in the vein of Shaun of the Dead, although not in it's league, it doesn't need to, nor set out to be so. Lesbian Vampire Killers is cheesy, gorey, funny, vampire flick, which doesn't take itself too seriously, and is a winner as a result. Perfect for a night in with friends and popcorn :).
Posted Tuesday, 24 August 2010 See my other reviews
Megan
says
Got a Shaun of the Dead feel from this movie. By no means a 'theatrical masterpiece' but if you're into stupid/funny/horror, this is enjoyable. Lots of laughs, lots of gore, my kind of movie.
Posted Sunday, 11 July 2010 See my other reviews
Kiran
says
stupid. there wasn't even any real lesbian action ether. not funny, not sexy, just lame.
Posted Tuesday, 11 May 2010 See my other reviews
Xiang
says
Total waste of time...
Posted Monday, 3 May 2010 See my other reviews
Anita L.
says
I got this movie because of the title. It just sounded so funny. It was an ok movie. I think guys would like to watch this because of the lesbians and cleavage.
Posted Friday, 23 April 2010 See my other reviews
ka-tet
says
Shaun of the Dead managed satire and to be a passable horror movie in its own right, this one does neither. Manages to be okay for some laugh out loud moments but all in all it's a rip off. If the aim is to market the film honestly then it should appeal to vampire lovers or lovers of lesbians and being partial to good representations of both well I've been ripped off.
Posted Sunday, 7 March 2010 See my other reviews
Leah
says
Mad, mad, mad, I waited to see this and it was worth the wait. Great. My type of movie.
Posted Sunday, 21 February 2010 See my other reviews
Kirsty W.
says
What a crock. It wasn't funny OR scary! I fell asleep half way through. Need I say more?
Posted Monday, 1 February 2010 See my other reviews
Blake E.
says
i loved it, this is my type of my film, at times it reminded of shaun of th dead, 5/5 brilliant
Posted Saturday, 23 January 2010 See my other reviews
Paul
says
this has to go down as a cult movie, alond with the blues brothers and the rocky horror picture show. the acting was horrible but the dialouge is birlliant and very very funy. grab your mates and a slab of whatever, sit back and have a great time taking the (you know) out of this one. great entertainment.
Posted Monday, 7 December 2009 See my other reviews
Peter F.
says
Rollicking Rip-Snorting Ridiculous Fun ! If you're a fan of horror-comedy or Brit-buddy movies, then this is for you (lots of bare breasted beauties too, if you're that way inclined) ! Oh, and those vamp hairdo's were wild !!! Something to get your teeth into.
Posted Sunday, 6 December 2009 See my other reviews
Lloyd
says
Brillant horror/comedy does for vampires as Shaun of the dead did for zombies. Two best buddies travel to a town in wales and must together with foreign ladies fight off a pack of savage lady vampires. The acting is over the top but still brillantly done in a comic book style. The direction is solid and has a good balance of horror and comedy without resorting to vulgar humor or going too over the top. The vampire effects are very well done with mist and plenty of interesting explosions of vampire blood which is something that has to be seen to be belived. The film ends well with a promise of sequals but if so that shall be welcome. Def worth seeing for horror and vampire fans as this is the best horror/comedy and even better then Scream.
Posted Monday, 12 October 2009 See my other reviews